Seriously. If there really was a God or a Jesus or whatever, I would accept him or her as my saviour and then use my new-found status as believer to convince him or her to bless the good people at Heinz. What kind of world would this be if ketchup had never been invented/discovered/conceived? Not the kind of world I want to live in. I am now going to go have a piece of low-fat cheese smothered in ketchup and dipped in salt.
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